Horrific scenes unfolded last night as Mickey Mouse was arrested for domestic abuse.
The normally happy-go lucky rodent showed his dangerous and ugly side as he kicked the shit out of his wife Minnie and his dog friend Goofy.
Minnie is recovering in hospital today with Donald Duck at her bedside and Goofy is in a coma in intensive car. Meanwhile Mickey is being held awaiting trial. One police officer said he's looking at five to seven years behind bars. This will obviously have a huge effect on his film career, with Mickey Mouse merchandise already being burnt in the streets up and down the country.
I caught up with Donald Duck at the hospital where Minnie is being treated and asked him about the events that led up to this brutal act of marital violence.
"I didn't know he could do such a thing." He quacked. "One minute we're at the bar chatting and getting drinks, next thing Minnie is a bloody mess on the floor and his good friend has a broken bottle in his neck."
I asked him if there were any problems in the mousey marriage. "No. In fact I've never seen a happier couple in my life."
I pressed him on what really happened in that bar and what flipped the violence switch in Mickey's mind.
"Well were waiting for our drinks and Mickey asks me what I think of Minnie. I told him I think she's a lovely girl, dresses nice and always polite. " He quacked on. "Then I remember she has theses funny teeth, sort of bucked y'know. So I says to Mickey. Minnie is nice but she is fucking goofy, that's all"
