Disney corporation's favorite and most profitable rodent has lost his voice , it seems, for good. A Disney spokesperson still apparently in possession of vocal chords announced the mouse's loss of voice:
"Mr M. Mouse, a valued and long time loyal employee of Disney Inc has announced by means of a spokesperson that he can no longer speak. We at Disney are as speechless over this revelation as Walt is frozen..."
Mickey's doctor, Clara Cow MD explained her patient's condition:" This is a voice box that has been cruely taxed by almost a century of forces falsetto. Mr Mouse was a natural baritone and when one is forced to make many years of soprano sounds day after day it is bound to take its toll."
Anonymous sources close to mickey had a different story to tell:
" When you smoke and drink as much as Mickey dis its bound to catch up to you...He's lucky he can still breathe never mind speak. besides he so constantly drunk who would even want to hear whatever nonsense he had to say anyway!"
