Hitler moustache look is the latest fashion rage, Brad Pitt-ler and actor Richard Herring (who! reincarnation of Charlie Chaplin, but less funny!) grew it!

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Tuesday, 25 August 2009

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"The Hitler Moustache" set to be the latest fashion rage, If only Adolf was alive he'd be a fashion GAS!

Brad Pitt-ler in his latest Tarantino blockbuster and Richard Herring (lesser known than Brad but starring in Edinburgh as a Charlie Chaplin lookalike!) have created a fashion storm, THE HITLER MOUSTACHE!

Prince Harry has also been sighted in his Nazi uniform touting off his very "Gingery Hitler Moustache" he's tickled pink!

Young men and old farts in the UK/US are following suit and busily growing their new hairy sensations! Soon the highstreets, nightclubs, discos, OAP dancing clubs will be smothered with Hitler lookalikes!

Confirming this latest rage, reliable and very hunky fashion designer, Eimer Gay, has grown a pink one! Ducky!

Brad Pitt-ler who started the rage in Tarantino's "Inglorious Basterds" is driving female (and male) worshippers crazy with his new "Hitler" look! Angie finds it "quite adorable" and has had her "pussy" pubes shaved in "Partner Look"!!!

Meanwhile unknown actor Richard Herring has been accused of being a f*****g Nazi, been beaten up by rather dark skinned "Hooligan Hoodies" but told the press:

"If Brad Pitt-ler can wear one, I will certainly grin and bear it, wait till all "chick" males have one and those "Hoodie Hooligans" can go and fuck themselves, Sieg Heil!!"

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