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Funny story written by Jeff Brone

Thursday, 27 August 2009

Donal Rickettes, a computer programmer from Fresno, CA plans a blog that will "blow the lid off the whole damn thing" as he puts it.

"For instance, did you know that George Bush stole the 2004 election? Well, I have proof. You'll have to read my blog to find out, but I can tell you this, it has something to do with the Republicans and the insurance companies!" offered Rickettes at a recent press conference with CitizensTalkUp.Org at a Jefferson, MO IHOP Pancake Restaurant.

"And that's not all" he explained. "Lots of water we drink is fluoridated, but not only with fluoridate, but other stuff too. It's all in the blog. I guess you'll have to read it now!" he said while eating a "Big Man" breakfast.

Rickettes is no stranger to websites, having been a major contributor to sites like WeWon'tStandforit.com and Standupandnotstandforit.org. He also managed Standupandfightdaily.com for a brief time.

Rickettes said he saw a movie online that was emailed to him by a friend who "sees all of that truthful stuff" and he was "blown away by that shit. It was like awesome. They were talking about President Gerald Kennedy and some guy named Richard Nixman I didn't know, but it was just awesome. It really opened my eyes."

Rickettes said he always had an interest in politics and current affairs, adding "I used to argue all the time in high school."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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