Written by Monkey Woods

Wednesday, 5 August 2009

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There was widespread pandemonium on the internet auction site eBay today, after it was revealed that Katherine Jackson, the mother of the now-dead King of Pop, Michael Jackson - WACKO JACKO - had put his children up for sale.

Jackson died of a heart attack/murder more than a month ago, and a court ruled on Monday that his mum should take care of his offspring, but Mrs Jackson told other family members that she refused to look after the weirdos kids, and promptly added them to her already-massive Michael Jackson memorabilia eBay account.

Prince Michael, 12, Paris Michael, 11 and Prince Michael II (unknown) were listed as three seperate items on the site, with starting bids set at 99ยข, with no reserve price.

No bids have yet been placed.

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Topics: Michael Jackson

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