Written by Jakki Waterson

Wednesday, 5 August 2009

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Today it emerged that Ex This Morning Presenter Fern Britton has been hiding more than just the real reasons for leaving This Morning. She has been hiding which sex she was actually born.

According to my sources, Fern Britton was actually born a boy named Fred Britton. Having always wanted a girl Fern's mother encouraged the sex change.

This news baffles many as of course Fern has children. However an anonymous source told me exclusively in a dark alleyway that in actual fact Fern adopted her children and didn't conceive naturally, which of course would have been a medical miracle considering she was born a boy!

In other news, an alien energy beam has sucked out all comedy across the Earth.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Fern Britton

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