Written by smurfette

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

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Shocking new photo of the once trim Kevin Federline

COTO DE CAZA, CA Kevin Federline got a lot of attention when he attended Ryan Sheckler's X Games Celebrity Skins Classic at the Cota de Caza Golf and Racquet Club on Monday, July 27, 2009 in Coto De Caza, California. Just not the kind he's used to getting or especially wants; it was all about his size. Federline underwent extensive media attention after a large weight gain last spring.

An unidentified employee spotted Federline and is quoted as exclaiming, "Man, that's a belly on him! That's K-Fed?!?"

While other celebrities in attendance participated in competitive activities, Federline, 31, spent his time lounging with his current girlfriend Victoria Prince. The couple were spotted sitting on a shaded patio where they sipped vodka and orange juice cocktails and smoked cigarettes.

Apparently Federline believes smoking and drinking are competitive sports. It would seem that he has been getting a good workout, bellying up to the bar.

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Topics: Kevin Federline




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