After the death of his pet poodle, Kevin Federline, ex husband of Britney Spears has announced to the world that he is going to start up a coffin making factory in the southern parts of Detroit.
Mr Federline told TheSpoof.com that he can't wait for his factory to start up. "Hopefully, I'll have a lot of sales. I've heard of some companies who come and buy up to 7 coffins at a time! This is big business, especially during hurricane and murder season. If I'm lucky, another big serial killer will come around and give me some business." remarked a happy K. Fed.
He also revealed that he'll be calling his his factory Happy-to-die limited. Coffins will be available from the 21st of January, but to get the best of stock, its best to book coffins in advance if your expecting a death. Buy two coffins or more, and you get one coffin free. A family package can also be arranged for entire families, and the expresso service is ideal for quick fix burials. Coffins can also be delivered.
Kevin has told TheSpoof.com that he already has a custom made coffin for Britney. It was pre-ordered by Britney's mother who is waiting for the good news.
"At least someone will be happy when you die!" is the company's infamous catch phrase.
