Bollywood babe Shilpa Shetty has shared some of her most intimate secrets recipes for making sauces with Hollywood gerbil-fancier Richard Gere.
The Indian hottie got all steamy - over a big pot - with the Officer and a Gentleman star while preparing the dinner yesterday.
She talked about how she likes it hot!, hot!, hot! and spilled the beans on her love of spicy baked beans.
"My good dead fat fuck friend Jade Goody taught me the wonder of baked beans. She told me how the really hot ones make you fart extra long and loud. In my country, smelly shitty food that makes you fart is a speciality so I was ever so interested in what the skanky, sweaty pig said", she smiled through those perfect pearly whites.
"And ever since I've never farted like an Indian has never farted before. I fart so much, people think I've got the shits!", she said.
Gere said he smelled Shilpa's farts and said that they were indeed as beautifully fragrant as any fart he's ever smelled before.
