Anti-Social Little Bastard Won't come out To Play

Funny story written by Chamone

Friday, 17 July 2009

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Coem and play with us, ya little bastard!

Steaming little shite, Barney Noble, says he won't go outside and play in the Sun with the other little brats that life in the area.

The local hateful child said he prefers playing videogames on his computer and just being a right, moany little bastard instead.

He said that he has no time for the other children because he thinks he is superior to them: Barney has a grand total of 25 Gold stars I his copybook this year alone.
His mother is sticking by her little arse of a son and says that she believes that he will one day be a very powerful man and possibly a president or prime minister of some country or something.

Barney's schoolteachers say that the boy is just as much of a shit at school and never plays chasing or football or games involving pulling other children's underpants until they scream.

"If Barney was from a wealthy background or his family had good connections I the community then would suggest he was carrying on in the right manner. But Barney's family are fucking losers and the child is just a fat fuck and the rest of the teachers were just saying in the canteen how we all felt he'd end up a sad, lonely miserable old bastard", said Barney's teacher.

Barney disagrees and says that he will "show them all" when he becomes the World's greatest ever professional Atari 2600 video games player and will use his laser guns to kill them all.


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