Joe Jackson Extablishes Record Breaking Record Company

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Sunday, 5 July 2009

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Joe Jackson, father of the recently deceased 'sainted one' took a break from mourning to announce that he has extablished (sic) a record company.

Cash In On Death Records Inc is seemingly modelled on the Motown organisation and hopes to milk the cash cow that was Wacko.

Acts who have signed up with the label include: Skinny White Thing, No Nose, The Wig Wearers, The Crotch Grabbers, The Kiddie Fiddlers, The Ow!, and the Surrogates.

A Wall Street broker told us that he didn't hold out much hope for the venture as it was planning all of its upcoming releases on vinyl, and nobody has old fashioned record players any more.

Michael was mortified.

More record label related ribaldry as we get it.

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