Breaking News: Man stuck in drain

Funny story written by AdamE071

Wednesday, 27 May 2009

A man was found stuck in a roadside drain today. People believe he had lost some money, but when asked, he replied "Helloooo, oh where am I, I feel a bit----"

After throwing his insides out of his mouth, he was taken by the police to the station.

The Police say he was drunk, others said he was a bit strange in the head, while others didn't care and/or laughed at him, lying with his foot jammed inside a drain!

The 42 year old was coming home from a bachelor party, when a pigeon scared him and then, apparently, saw a penny on the floor and got his foot stuck in side this drain.

The man was later convicted of Breaking an entrance and drink-walking - the new type of drink and driving - He found himself in a two year prison sentence and a years alcoholic rehab centre.

Firefighters and local builders had to get him free from the Roadside drain and he was taken to hospital with minor injuries, and strangely bird feces on his head.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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