Taylor Lautner to not star in New Moon, Trailer a fake!

Funny story written by AnneM

Sunday, 5 July 2009

Ever since the rumors of teen star Taylor Lautner was going to be replaced in the film New Moon, fans started going crazy. Taylor attempted to work out, but he didn't fit the requirements to play a more buff Jacob Black.

The studio replaced him with an actor that has yet to be announced. The new director knew that the fans would not see New Moon if they learned that their precious Taylor would not be in it, so they devised a little plan.

Taylor was allowed to film certain scenes from the movie just for the trailer and promotional pictures of the film. Then the company would just cgi his face onto another actor's body. Now Taylor wasn't allowed on set except when the paparazzi were around, and when they were filming certain scenes that were in the trailer.

After the news broke, fans were irate about the studios decision which resulted in many violent protests. After much deliberation, the studio allowed Lautner to be in New moon but be would have to buff up some more.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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