Sandford & Sons Opens Argentine Junkyard and Whorehouse

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 30 June 2009

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Sanford & Sons will recycle junk email and sell flesh on EBay

Mark Sanford and his four sons have decided to move to Argentina and open a new business. Sanford told the Gettin' Bizy Weekly that the family business will be a combination junkyard and house of prostitution. We'll be recycling refuse and Juans on a daily basis. Buenos Aires is a markey very much in need of a recycling center and what Latin American capital could not use another brothel.

With the recession killing US business opportunity for my youngsters and an X-Governor who lost his millionairess meal ticket by thinking with the wrong head, Sanford thinks that pimping may be the best new economic opportunity for the sons of a bog fat religious hypocrite. Plus he added, BA is the only place I can still get a date!

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