Dyslexics the world over are rejoicing in their discovery that for them a love of film transforms into a love of milf.
Worldwide milf appreciation societies are springing up in further education centres, as adolescents who have struggled to read all their lives are finding that boring old movies are transformed into glorious filth about older women.
"Who would have thought that my problems with reading would open up such a world of porn" said one pupil, who was now an avid member of his local film lovers club."Until now I was going to school and I spent the whole time finding everything so hard. Now I go to school and ther only thing that is hard is, well, me."
