"Politics 2008"

Funny story written by Timotee VandWag

Tuesday, 30 June 2009

Los Alamos - Andrew Adamson brought to the public this morning that he would try his hand at a new movie genre. He says that he's sick of directing the Pevensie kids in "The Chronicles of Narnia" because they're "such pooper scoopers! They think they're so perfect just because they acted in a somewhat popular movie! It's sickening." So instead of fiction, he will be directing a true story.

Andrew Adamson will be making a movie called "Politics 2008" about the 2008 United States Presidential Run.

The movie stars Lebron James as Barak Obama and Larry the Cable Guy as McCain.

Lebron James said today at the press conference; "I'm excited."

Larry the Cable Guy said; "Shucks, my great-granddad always was saying I looked like Senator John McCain!"

When Adamson was asked who other actors were he went into a brief explanation... "Johnny Depp will be acting Joe Biden, because I believe they both have the same smarts. We're putting Mylie Cyrus in as Sarah Palin."

"The movie will be historically correct," Adamson claimed. "Probably because of the fact that Bill Ayers is writing the screen play and script and Obama will look it over."

McCain is yet to be informed of the movie being made, so that the movie can be "fairly made without any lies involved," said Bill Ayers, who was standing behind Adamson in the interview.

"Politics 2008" will be filmed in Norway, the Czech Republic, and Guantanamo Bay.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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