Friends Say Pitt & Angie Definitely Splitting Up

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Thursday, 4 June 2009

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Is This All Headed To Court Over Child Custody?

Friends of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are now saying that the mega-star couple are headed for a nasty breakup and if it goes to court, Brad will seek full custody of their six kids.

It looks like the fairy tale romance is finally over as Brad is upset because Angie won't spend time with him or marry him, and Angelina is not thrilled when she arrives home from work to find Brad drinking and the kids nowhere in sight.

They say that everything recently came to a head when Angelina arrived home early after she banged her head while doing "Salt" and was rushed to hospital only to find Brad drinking beer, and watching a DVD while their children were heard in other rooms rearranging the house.

A source said, "It ended up with a big shouting match. They may end up splitting for good, and if it comes to that, Brad is going to ask for custody of the six children."

Meanwhile, Angelina is still suffering pain from the head injury.

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