Eminem Wanted To Eat My Kugelsack Claims Bruno/Borat/Ali G

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 4 June 2009

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Bruno/Borat/Ali G star Sacha Baron Cohen last night branded rapper Eminem 'a big gayboy fruitcake.' He went on to say that the stunt at the MTV Movie Awards, where he was lowered onto the rapper with his butt in his face was all a put up job.

"It was all in the script," Baron Cohen told us. "But I got a little bit annoyed when Eminem acted so outraged and disgusted because of my arse. My arse is a very nice arse, and I know for a fact that Eminem wanted to nibble on my Kugelsack. He told me confidentially that I had the nicest Kugelsack he'd ever seen. And that he wanted to nibble it, and eat it all up."

The Detroit born rapper, who starred in the movie '8 Mile' denied being gay, and said that there was no way he wanted to get jiggy with Bruno's Kugelsack.

Eminem was said to be in a really bad mood yesterday as he went shopping in Beverly Hills for a pink Kugelsack.

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