Borat disguise suspicions as Homeland Insecurity tails Britney's Adnan Abu Ghraib

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Thursday, 17 January 2008

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Homeland Insecurity suspects Adnan Abu Ghraib could be Borat in disguise

Los Angeles, Ca - (Suspicious Mess): Britney Spears' latest squeeze Adnan Abu Ghraib is being tailed by Homeland Insecurity according to sources suggesting he might be a former Afghani national.

Persistent reports claim Abu Ghraib, 35, is an agent provocateur hired by the Taleban to 'destroy America from the inside' by targeting the country's top iconic female entertainer.

Other sources thinks it's really Borat in disguise.

"But of all the women in LA, why pick Britney?" an editorial source at LA SadFagHagSlag magazine asked today.

"It's not like she's some wacko in the Paris Hilton or Katie Holmes mould," the source continued, "exhibiting signs of pre-dementia grandiosity consistent with affiliation to mobster cartels that run the US entertainment industry.

"That's just not Britney.

"Sure she's nuts. But that's just the addict in her.

"So what's the attraction?

"Is he/was he her dealer? Do they shag? How long has Homeland Insecurity been bugging Britney's phone?

"We reckon the guy's a bit too ugly-looking for the Lindsay Lohans and Nicole Ritchies of LA.

"But sure as hell he's up to something.

"Somebody's suggested the other day it's really Kazakhstani actor Borat in one of his famous disguises.

"Figures. Maybe that's why Chertoff's going ape-shit about the guy."

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