With the nomination of Judge Sonia Sotomayor to the Supreme Court, reporters are collecting the dozens of NYC public housing project former residents whom have made it big. Comedians like Dyno-Mite Jimmie Walker who once mugged this writer on the train trestle on 153rd street or Basketball great Lew Alcindor who changed his name to Kareem Abdul Jabbar after 12 years in catholic school, fulfilling the wish of most catholic school victims to completely change their identity or burn down a church.
But these decent dozens have sadly overshadowed the 400,000 project denizens who also want their story to be told. Crack Hoe, Beulah Blowjob told this reporter why some Rican's sheepskin was worth more notice than her toothless fellatio. After sampling the wares, I could only say, Jesus Christ! Psychopharmacologist and meth chef, Gitem High vehemently protested the constant mention of ther many vertical leapin' freaks who spent their lives on the projects basketball playgrounds while he slaved away over the gas jets in his mother's project kitchen:
" More mofo's touched the sky than all those B-ball junkies in the NBA when they wore my chemical rocket shoes...Fuck Nike and the Converse you rode in on!"
A NYC Housing Projects Hall of Fame committee has agreed to expand the acceptance criteria to include notable accomplishments in conventional and unconventional pursuits which include a veritable endless array of illegal activities.
