Adrian 'Nathan Petrelli' Pasdar auditions for role of Rahm Emanuel in Obama 2008 victory biopic

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 19 May 2009

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Pasdar in the young Emanuel's KGB costume

Los Angeles - (ReUterus & 9/11 Ass Mess): Heroes actor Adrian Pasdar is a central casting shoo-in to play the role of Rahm Emanuel in new Tarantino-directed movie about the Obama 2008 presidential victory.

A near doppelganger for the presidential rottweiler forty four year-old Pasdar will portray what's been described as the lighter, feminine, non-pretzel choking side of Emanuel.

This focuses on the former Illinois's 5th district congressman's secret life as the KGB's top Clinton Administration asset.

And finally lays bare his trashing of the White Houses's copy of NATO's pre-9/11 WTC military intelligence files just moments before the start of the Bush Administration's ascendency.

"The removal of the letter 'W' from White House computer keyboards following George W Bush's notorious Supreme Court nod into the US presidency was a PR stroke of genius!" a script preview by LA FagHagSlagMag's Hollywood editor disclosed today.

Barack Obama is President George Herbert Bush's eldest African American grandson.

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