Lily Allen Can't Smile!

Funny story written by John Dorian

Sunday, 17 May 2009

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When deciding to take the tube to see her boyfriend in the centre of London and she was on her own. She says "I'm a bit haunted, those little fuckers in the London Underground were so mean!!" She also said that passer bys were singing her debut single "Smile" and mocking her.

Lily has confirmed that she would never take the tube again and has also said that she wouldn't be touring in London anymore since that London is filled with people who are so rude and only take things for granted.

Fans have responded to Lily's remarks. They have said that they really don't give a shit ad would rather smoke some weed and masturbate a little over a Playboy magazine.

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