Kirstie "Kettle Drum" Alley to Play Dumbo's Mother in Remake

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Wednesday, 6 May 2009

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Oprah's show was filmed on location due to inadequate liftevators

Once possessing abs as flat as a pancake, "Tin Pan" Alley wowed the weight world and made the diet tribe drop dead with envy. But as in many weight loss legends the fat cells do fill up again and again. And this seems to be the large tale of Kirstie Alley who looks more like a pasta pot than the once envied tin pan.

Waddling onto Oprah's on location set, a stage crafted to bear many LB'S, Multi Kilo Kirstie demonstrated the shamelessness of the media addict while bragging about her new elephanyine role in Bimbo, Dumbo's Mom.

Fat, thin or schizoid, some of the lens-loving lunatics of stage, screen and UTUBE seem as if they would bare even their hemorrhoid-riddled asshole to get their boobs on the Tube.

Apparently Kirstie asked Oprah's director if he wanted to see her rrhoid rage but in his best poker face he replied: "Fold."

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