Poor Jenny Craig, it appears that Valerie Bertinelli has been cheating on her with Nutrisystem.
In all honesty, Ms. Bertinelli probably could have gotten away with this little affair for hers, but the two delivery persons crossed pathes. It appears that Valerie had to change the delivery date of one of them, and she just slipped.
At about 11:00 AM on Monday morning, when Ms. Bertinelli was supposed to be getting Jenny Craig, Nurtisystem showed up. It was a cat fight like none ever seen. Meals were flying, cardboard was getting shredded, and a neighbor got hit with a chocolate cake. Still no word on if it was Jenny's or Nutrisystems.
In an interview that very next day, Valerie sent out a very public apology, and was begging Jenny to forgive her. "Jenny, you know I can't do this without you. You are the one I need. The one I have done commercials for, Nutrisystem means nothing to me. You know this. Please, deliver to me again." By the end of the plea Valerie was in tears. However, in the background, 'supporting her friend', Kirstie Alley was seen silently laughing herself to tears. She was also heard muttering, "Finally, I am the favorite again. The angel has fallen from grace (Mwahahahahaha)"
Whether or not Jenny will take her back remains to be seen. We will keep you posted. Peace out.
