Written by Robert W. Armijo

Wednesday, 29 April 2009

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There is a palatable hush the fills the bedroom just before feeding time.

Los Angeles, California - OctoMom just had a ceiling mirror installed over her bed so she watch herself breastfeed her babies. "It's the only way I keep an eye on all my babies, all at the same time while I'm breastfeeding them," said OctoMom, while laying in the middle of her bed striking a seductive pose for a Rolling Stone Magazine photo shoot.

Reportedly, OctoMom prepares her babies for breastfeeding by getting them in the mood first.

"You have to understand that they get very impatient waiting for their turn," said OctoMom as she picked up a box of matches, walking around the bedroom still seducing the camera but this time with her dark brown eyes.

So before OctoMom starts breastfeeding her babies, she dims the bedroom lights, puts on some soft music and lights up several scented candles.

"Beachwood is my favorite," says OctoMom, as she reaches out picking up two babies to breastfeed. "Although I think the babies prefer bubble gum scent. But I can't stand the smell of it and breastfeed at the same time."

OctoMom also installed the mirror so she could admire her tattoos, which make her feel sexy.

"Now I just lay on my stomach hold a handheld mirror so I can take a peek," said OctoMom. "The new way is better."

So much better, according to OctoMom than having to pose for the kids as they make artistic renditions of their mother's tattoos using finger paint, crayons and macaroni glued onto colored construction paper.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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