Written by Vayne Bainbridge

Thursday, 16 April 2009

A source close to Octomom revealed her plans to support her eight children: a reality TV series!

"That was the plan all along, she just didn't want to tell anyone, especially the sperm donor. Octomom is obsessed with Angelina Jolie and wants to pretty much be her. She figured since Brad Pitt loves kids to much, why not have eight of them, get famous and then he'll fall right in love with her. Honestly? It makes me sick to see the American people's goodwill used and abused," the source said.

When pressed for further details the source refused to say any more except that, "Octomom hates an honest day's work and has no real means to take care of those poor children. She's too busy trying to get famous - and rich, so she can pawn those kids off on someone else."

Is it true? Only time will tell.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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