Chris Moyles, sixty stones of pork fat in a 35 stone body has revealed the unsightly neck hair on his unsightly goitre laden neck, is actually his pubic hair.
The man known as Miss Piggy's vagina broke down on his radio program when someone commented on the state of the hideous hair-growth on his neck. Barely being able to squeeze the tears of pure saturated fat, out of his tiny hamster ring-piece eyes - he told his team of tossers about his disorder. According to the crotch-stain presenter his pubic hair extends up to his neck, chin and left cheek and has done so ever since he reached fourteen stones in weight- on his tenth birthday.
His team of half and fuckwits, who are programmed to laugh at any sound that comes out of his rancid body- including belches, farts and dialect laughed hysterically, but stopped when they saw fatty, Moyles blubbering like the pussy he really is.
In a moment of honesty about his life, crotch-sweat Moyles also admitted to having no talent, the inability to improve his performance in the next fifty years, pigs trotters for feet and hands, and a penchant for strutting around in the nude with an Granny-Smith apple in his mouth.
One of his ten year old researchers jokingly asked if this meant he could get 'crotch- rot' in his neck to which cowardly Moyles beckoned to his bodyguards to have the insurrectionist beaten to a pulp with the birch and the cat-o-nine-tails.
Fat-Slug Chris Moyles, can be sadly heard on the radio until someone stops him and yes he does often get crotch rot in his neck and not surprisingly - in his mouth.
