Fatty Fatso Lardy Arse Gob Shite Fatty Chris Moyles Warned By BBC - Did I Mention He Was Fat?

Funny story written by Atticus Finch

Friday, 27 March 2009

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Pack Your Bag Moyles You Tubby Bitch

BBC Radio 1 has warned the World's Fattest Man, Tubby Bitch, Chubby Twat, Lardy Arse Mouth- Off who hides behind a microphone, Chris Moyles about his on-air behavior, after the breakfast host mocked singer Will Young's sexuality.

Well, how is this for mocking you bullying fat, cholesterol filled dumpy faced twat? You untalented freak show of a man who only has the job because of Comedy Dave!

"I made it absolutely perfectly clear to him and everyone at Radio 1 that we don't condone bullying or homophobia or anything else like that," said the boss man. "Especially as many of our employees are either ethnics and fagots."

The regulator said the item, which aired in January, condoned "negative stereotypes based on sexual orientation, basically assuming all fags are high pitched squealing queens.".

Moyles is aged 35 AND 35 Stone and colleague, Jo Whiley who is 43 (who is just as annoying as Moyles) and Sara Cox who is 34 have been told to pack their bags and get out! The 'kids' hate them. I do anyway.

Moyles, the lardy fat bastard may not remember this but we once ran into each other on Oxford Street (2001) - he bumped into me - and I threatened to bite his fucking ear off - that threat still stands you bullying coward!

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