Kardashian Family Member Getting Plastic Surgery

Funny story written by Vayne Bainbridge

Monday, 13 April 2009

Kim Kardashian announced that a family member will be undergoing plastic surgery to alter their looks substantially.

An unnamed source claimed the surgery was prompted by the utter shame of being a Kardashian and that, post-surgery, the family member in question plans to move to Bhutan to live anonymously.

When pressed for details, the source claimed that the family member's plastic surgery is just the beginning of the sweeping changes coming for the Kardashian family. The plastic surgery will be followed by personality implants for Kim Kardashian and "Who Gives A Crap" implants for the entire United States of America. The "Who Gives A Crap" implants will be funded by the Kardashian family in order to boost ratings of their reality series.

No date for the coming surgeries has been announced.

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