A Parrot is about to embark upon a world tour. Bollocks the Parrot is thought to be cashing in on his celebrity status following his appearance in the swashbuckling epic 'Below Decks".
The tour is expected to begin in Paris in the spring and will then take in the rest of Europe, followed by a visit to the USA. Insiders believe that the tour will prove to be a sell out.
Bollocks is said to be very excited by his success. "Bollocks! I love my public. This is just so wonderful. I was carrying the rest of the cast. Now I will show my value as a solo artiste."
Several film offers are already thought to have been made. Bollocks is being lined up for a part along side Jack Nicholson in 'One Flew Over The Parrot's Nest', a story about insanity in a vets.
More offers are expected to come in. One unnamed disgruntled crew member said "I knew we should have eaten the bastard!"
