Written by queen mudder

Friday, 3 April 2009

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Baillie's proposed philanthropy will include a much-needed £££s resue package for her coke dealer and his ganja-selling pal

London - (Andrews Sachs Saga Mess): Russell Brand's ex-zits squeeze Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie is laughing all the way to the sperm bank this weekend.

She has just trousered the entire £150,000 Ofcom fine imposed on the BBC for its lewd and disgusting behavior towards her Grandpa last year.

Octogenarian tv actor Andrew Sachs himself received no settlement for his hurt feelings in the episode "because you can't trust these wrinklies with so much money these days, can you?" according to his prudent and street-savvy granddaughter.

Baillie, 21, has vowed to 'give all the money away' to desperately needy causes such as her much maligned and virtually poverty-stricken coke dealer Big Al and his ganja-dealing mate Nookie.

The burlesque entertainer's philanthropy may be an ideal springboard for a campaign to get appointed as a UN Humanitarian Ambassador to Deprived Inner Cities according to reliable sources behind the bar in Camden Lock's Whorely Arms.

Russell Brand is 69.

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