Brand beds Finnigan

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Sunday, 1 February 2009

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Finnigan falls on hard times

A bleary eyed Judy Finnigan was seen staggering out of self confessed womaniser Russell Brand's london flat at 4am yesterday morning.

Stopping to vomit in the gutter, the estranged wife of Richard Madeley and one half of Britain's most successful showbiz couples allegedly threw a punch at one reporter who asked her about her marriage problems before unleashing a foul mouthed tirade on another.

This is just the latest event in an ever expanding portfolio of Mrs Finnigans antics having just last month been caught up in the class a drugs sting that led to the incarceration of both Bob Holness and Roy Walker.

It seems her stint in rehab did nothing but introduce her to the likes of Brand who friends say has numerous videos of the pair of them that he likes to show off at parties.

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