Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 20 March 2008

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This could bring down the White House Manson's attorney said today

California - (Putrid Mess): Secret testimony about a previously unreported first, undissolved marriage has been offered in cult murderer Charles Manson's parole board hearings.

It threatens to bring down the White House according to Manson's attorney.

Manson, 73, serving life in Corcoran State Prison, is officially on record at having only ever been married twice - to Rosalie Jean Willis and to 'Leona' Candy Stevens.

His attorney is believed to be negotiating a parole plea bargain in exchange for information about two new grave sites at his notorious former Barking Mad Ranch home.

The existence of these was recently outed by convicted Family member Susan Atkins.

And the identity of the first Mrs Manson - and the daughter she bore her Family leader spouse - is the pivotal bargaining tool in the mystery.

Californian celeb-watch newspaper LA FagHagSlagMag recently alleged that the two undisturbed Barking Mad Ranch graves are those of the real George Herbert Bush and his firstborn son George Walker Bush.

Their IDs were acquired by Cuban-born KGB agent brothers fathered by Hitler's Pope Giovanni Pacelli, after a disgusting arrangement with the Vatican which had hired them to kill President Kennedy on November 22 1963.

Manson's attorney believes secret papers now in his possession show the cultist murderer's first - and only legitimate undissolved marriage - took place on 24 November 1963.

"The first Mrs M is, of course, now running for President of the United States," a source close to Manson's legal representation said today.

And the fruit of those loins?

"A peroxide blonde woman who has just become £25 million richer in the London divorce courts."

Paul McCartney is 69.

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