Menarche: The Red Tide Author to Release The Boy in the Stained Pyjamas

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Tuesday, 17 March 2009

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First the Vagina Monotony got everybody paying attention to that obscure flesh fold from whence we all come or so they want us to believe. Then The Female Orgasm: The Myth dispelled the G-Money in the so-called G-Spot. Menarche : the Red Tide got everybody back focusing on the female front. Many have asked where are the boy stories.

Fallus Squirt has stood up tall and straight for the male tale. The Boy in the Stained Pyjamas has been called by the NY Nocturnal:" Every boy's story of the titanic Night to Remember!" The Stiffasa Post predicted:" The Boy in the Stained Pyjamas will create a sticky substance readers will not forget."

Not all critics were as positive. Literary critic for Christianity Yesteryear found the book: "A nocturnal pollution and a toxic emission! Clearly this author fails to realize that every sperm is sacred!"

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