Kerry Katona still not ill, doctors say

Funny story written by NODDY

Wednesday, 11 March 2009

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She could do with a wash, but she's otherwise fine.

Photographers, journalists and ghoulsish observers keeping a vigil outside Kerry Katona's house (probably in Essex) have had another disappointing night after she appears to be not ill again.

The bankrupt has-been 'star' of Iceland ads, an example to mums everywhere, was seen briefly at her front door taking in the milk and letting the cat out.

Her husband had a well-earned lay-in, so the family nanny took her five kids to school.

Katona writes an advice column for a mums magazine and will be doing a photo-shoot later this week for Lard (clothes for the larger woman).

This is the third week the ex-singer has not been ill since being seen by doctors who gave us the sad news that she may have another 30 years to live.

Alvin the family cat was tight-lipped when asked how he stands it there, but a source close to the cat revealed that he has thought about moving out recently.

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