Pointless chav Kerry Katona has been made bankrupt overnight, the Inland Revenue has revealed. The dozy Mancunian who suffers from bipolar disorder, slapper syndrome and an abnormally large gob, said only last week that she was rolling in it and still buying cars for her pimp husband.
Last night Kerry was unable to grasp the connection between buying lots of expensive stuff, earning no money and bankrupcy. Her dealer husband, Mark Croft, however, seemed to have a full grasp of the situation as he backed his Porche out of the drive, stuffed with suitcases, cheerfully waving goodbye to Kerry and her 4 kids.
Kerry's spokesman, Max Clifford said last night that "she would embrace poverty as a concept close to her heart and to bring her closer to her true fans." In another statement, Kerry, dressed in a trademark stained velour tracksuit announced,"great, now I can feed the kids chips every day, sign on, trawl charity shops for trackies and I don't have to wash any more. I'm really looking forward to bankrupcy."
Only when asked if would still be able to afford drugs, did she start to cry.
