Fat wanker Brian McFadden, who famously ditched his wife and kids after losing weight, has announced that he will be flying back to the U.K to collect his half of Kerry Katona's kids.
Chinwobbler McFadden, who lives abroad with Delta Goodbum in an attempt to look credible as an artist, was seen to be jumping around for joy earlier today as his agent revealed to him that he can now spin the "devoted father" angle by being photographed with his two daughters.
A jubilant McFadden, accompanied by his death-grin wooden fiancee, announced to the press that he was flying over to the U.K immediately to "rescue his daughters from abject poverty and chavdom." He said,"she hasn't got a leg to stand on this time, the daft bitch, hahahaha."
However, things soon quietened down when McFadden learned that his bankrupt ex-wife now qualifies for as much legal aid as she wants.
