Kayne West: 'Rihanna stole my penis'

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Friday, 6 February 2009

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Rapper Kayne West has startled fans by claiming the Barbadian vixen Rihanna made off with his penis after a sensual rendevous in an overhead locker on a flight to Minsk.

The two were planning to shoot their new documentary, a gritty look into the real world of the production of jean pockets, penned by West and direction by a Russian sex offender.

"What a dick", said Rihanna's agent, Flossy McTimberboon, holding Kayne's penis. "My client only wanted Mr West to remove his silly square glasses whilst they engaged in intercourse."

A furious Kayne West responded: "Rihanna, return my willy or I'll tell my mum....and she will fuck you up."

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