Rapper Kayne West has startled fans by claiming the Barbadian vixen Rihanna made off with his penis after a sensual rendevous in an overhead locker on a flight to Minsk.
The two were planning to shoot their new documentary, a gritty look into the real world of the production of jean pockets, penned by West and direction by a Russian sex offender.
"What a dick", said Rihanna's agent, Flossy McTimberboon, holding Kayne's penis. "My client only wanted Mr West to remove his silly square glasses whilst they engaged in intercourse."
A furious Kayne West responded: "Rihanna, return my willy or I'll tell my mum....and she will fuck you up."
