Britney to put sons up for adoption

Funny story written by Colliejm

Wednesday, 18 February 2009

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Britney Spears

Britney Spears , 27, recently revealed to Star Magazine that she's putting both her sons up for adoption.

"Britney has a lot to deal with right now. This is her decision, and I support it. Sean , and Jayden are going to be fine," says a rep for Britney.

K-Fed, you all know who that is, had no comment on whether or not he's going to adopt his own sons.

Britney's sis, Jamie Lynn, had to say that she "believes Britney's doing the right thing. I know how it feels to do this with your own kids, you know, my having Maddie and all.."

Britney had no comment. The boys are most likely leaving the Spears household by next Monday.

When in an interview, Ashley Green of a Hollywood adoption agency says that their agency "might be taking care of this adoption process. I've talked to Britney and her family, they're just a little upset to see Sean and Jayden leave. But, it will work out."

Well, let's see what happens!

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