Simon Cowley is looking for a new girl

Funny story written by whatinthe world

Tuesday, 17 February 2009

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Simon Cowley wouldn't mind this pair

Controversial Idol judge and infamous sexpot Simon Cowley says he is looking for a new "beau", and says she should be Mediterranean in appearance, not too tall and very sexy.

When asked if someone like Penelope Cruz would be appropriate, Cowley stopped and thought for a moment, then replied "Yeah, may be, she'd be alright for a while".

Cowley refused to rule out a whole coterie of women to drool over.

"It'd be a bunch of fun having to choose a different one each night" he said.

Shortly after making these comments, Cowley was confronted by a duo of Ultra Feminist Action protestors who verbally abused Cowley and accused him of being overtly chauvinist. However, ever the tease, the smooth talking Idol judge quickly placated his objectors and they were last seen crawling into Cowley's expensive Jaguar.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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