'Filthy Lesbo Wildcats' Sordid Weekend Threesome on Mescalin' cast sue Superbowl XLIII

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 2 February 2009

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The movie was to have premiered a whole hour of seamless lesbian filth

Los Angeles - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The entire cast of seminal muff movie Filthy Lesbo Wildcats' Sordid Weekend Threesome on Mescalin is suing broadcasters of the Superbowl XLIII.

Last weekend the film was being premiered on a Tuscon, Arizona dedicated porno channel to which subscribers had forked out a hefty $99 for a whole hour of seamless 'lesbian filth'.

But the transmission went coitus interruptus with a sixty nine second blast of beefy-bodied and be-testosteroned Arizona Cardinals and Pittsburgh Steelers in a Superbowl XLIII head-to-head.

The movie cast are claiming punitive damages to their reputation as well as compensation for the ruin of their global tv premiere.

Fledgeling Producer/Director Vanessa Hudgens - who also co-wrote the script - is asking $25 million for the whole goddam cockup.

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