Seacrest In Tears At Hotel

Funny story written by Dorry McGuire

Sunday, 13 June 2004

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DOWN IN THE DUMPS--Our friend Ryan didn't look too much like this in his hotel room

Poor thing. Looks like this whole "quitting of embarrassment" thing has gotten Ryan Seacrest just a little more upset than we, or even Ryan himself thought he'd be. He was reportedly seen 2 days later by some obsessive, well, maybe that's not the right word, lets say, caring fans, in his hotel room, banging the walls and sobbing his heart out. It just so happens that some interviewers from The Spoof were in the next hotel room interviewing American Idol Fantasia Barrino, who had Zion with her. Anyway, we heard Ryan too and rushed over to see what was happening and we found Seacrest clinging to the hotel bed, crying.
Having interviewed him before, our interviewer got a bit more intimate this time. All we could get out of Ryan was, "Can't..go on!!" so we let him calm down and he finally told us it was the stress of his job.
After offering Seacrest a tissue and a bit of sympathy, the interviewer snuggled him and finally he was able to say at least this much.
"It's also been Simon Cowell." Seacrest says, "He has literally been calling me up every day, calling me a wuss for not hosting American Idol next season."
There's also been a bit of name calling about Ryan here at The Spoof lately. Ever since this day when he was seen bawling in the hotel, there's no other way we here at The Spoof can do anything without picking on this guy. -- Seacrest, OUT!!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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