Will Polish Pull Out...of Iraq? (What were you thinking? Hmmmm)

Funny story written by Deanna Goodson

Friday, 19 March 2004


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Now, now. I am so tired of listening to all the sexual innuendo that is related to war terms. Pull out, rush in, attack, bomb and so forth. I mean, my poor ears have been molested with all of this harsh warlike sex talk.

I think we need to use kinder, gentler, more moralistic terms to describe warfare. If not, we should consider censoring the news channels. I don't want my children hearing about Poland or Spain's early 'withdrawal' issues, do you?

If I have to hear about the Iraq "This is not your daddy's war, Dubya" Conflict anymore, I would appreciate it if people could tone down their language. It's repulsive.

I mean if I can't watch boobies on TV, I don't want to see big boobs on the news channel discussing their viagra issues. There, I said it.

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