Celebrity Big Brother Latest. Ulreka pregnant again

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Sunday, 4 January 2009

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Ex-weather girl and Vic Reeves stooge Ulrika Jonsson, has fallen pregnant again within hours of entering the Big Brother house.

Production staff at the show are amazed by self confirmed sex addict Ulrika's fast work. One unconfirmed source said: "It happened so quickly that our cameras didn't even pick it up!" It is thought that it could have happened before Ulrika even entered that house as she made her way through the crowd and photographers.

Bookmakers are now issuing odds on who the father is with Coolio at 3/1, Verne 5/1, Tommy Sheridan 50/1, the Security Guard 100/1, Film Crew 200/1 and Terry Christian 500/1.

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