Former weather girl, current TV star and quite blond Swedish woman Ulrika Jonsson has exclusively revealed that this year's Father's Day is going to be a nightmare for her.
She says that Father's Day in her house is going to be the equivalent of Friday afternoon in Kings Cross when the trains are cancelled.
She has four children, but in a rather complicated fashion.
1. A son, Cameron, by John Turnbull
2. A daughter, Bo, by Markus Kempen
3. A daughter, Martha, by Lance Gerrard-Wright
4. A son Malcolm, by Brian Monet
Ulrika said: "My house is going to be utter pandemonium, don't you know.
"I have four children by four different fathers, so aside from the normal activity on Father's Day morning in a house with four children, it could actually get quite complicated for the children.
"For example, Cameron could end up giving Markus, who is Bo's father, his present, while Martha might end up giving John, who is Cameron's father, her present.
"Bo, who is Markus's daughter, might end up thinking Lance is her father, while Brian, who is Malcolm's father, could even end up taking Cameron home by accident.
"If Markus took Martha, who is Lance's daughter, to McDonalds, instead of his own daughter Bo, or Malcolm told off Cameron, who is John's son, instead of Malcolm's who is his own….well, you can see where I am coming from."
A leading psychologist said: "Maybe she should have considered having only one husband."
And a leading normal person said: "Maybe she should consider going back to Sweeden."
