Scarlett Bogie Sells For $5000 On Ebay

Funny story written by E.L.Wisty

Wednesday, 24 December 2008

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Scarlett Johansson

A bogie belonging to Scarlett Johansson has sold for over $5000 on Ebay.

The freshly picked bogie weighing in at 5ounces was eagerly sought after by thousands of international bogie collectors worldwide.

The lucky collector Mr I Pickem from Little Plumstead in North Yorkshire England said it was a huge coup to get such a famous bogie.

Mr Pickem's collection includes bogies from Kylie Minogue, Madonna and Britney Spears.

He added that Johanssona bogie was extremely cute and must have been carefully picked and rolled.

It is believed she picked it whilst making the film 'Scoop' with American film director Woody Allen.

Mr Pickem denied being a pervert and insisted it was 'perfectly normal to collect bogies'.

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