Brenda Song and Joe Jonas Hooking Up again?

Written by HalesBDavis

Tuesday, 23 December 2008

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Poor Queen B!!!! We wish that everything gets better for her and Joe.

Teen queen, Brenda Song and teen heartthrob Joe Jonas were spotted again in my dreams, this time alone and flirting.

Jonas, 19, and Song, 20, were rumored to be dating for a while in February to July of 2008. The two darlings denied it several times. Then when Jonas broke up with country pop princess, Taylor Swift, rumors started surfacing the internet again claiming that Jonas and Song are a couple.

The rumors soon disappeared when it was reported Jonas is dating 23 year-old cougar actress Camilla Belle. But there isn't much evidence to support that Jonas and Belle are couple.

The teen sensations were spotted together and a close source claims that the darlings, ordered the same yogurt and were very close. Song and Jonas later went to the cinema. One source claims that they were holding hands and were sharing popcorn. Last week, our sources reveal that Song and Jonas left their show's sets and met at Kitson, to do some last minute shopping. An insider from the store claims Song bought half of the store, including a expense hand made watch, which may be for Jonas.

Earlier this month, Song posed on the cover of a Malaysian magazine. Jonas' rumored girlfriend, Camilla Belle was spotted with Twilight hunk Rob Pattinson, who is also rumored to be Song's boyfriend. Many rumors are now surfacing the internet claiming, Belle and Pattinson are a couple. So are Jonas and Song getting back at Belle and Pattinson. Relationship expert, James Hough claims that Song and Jonas may be just using each other, to get back at Belle and Pattinson.

Song told me, again in a dream, "Joe and I have no intentions to date again. We are just very close friends. What is so wrong with two people being friends and not dating. I love Joe as a friend, not as a boyfriend. He is like a little brother, he is very mature, nice, sweet and kind. We have the same interests and we like same things. So that's not very easy to find, a young attractive guy who happens to be your ex, bonding with you even though we found out that we are not meant to be. We didn't have any issues when we were dating, but people like to stare, make up rumors and hate. It was a nightmare, though I love Joe. People get jealous, make up lies, follow you everywhere and make fun of you."

Song added, "I didn't feel comfortable living like this. My true fans though were always there for me. So I really did appreciate that. The media just didn't let me live freely, it was like in events I was in a huge ball, wearing the most expense dress and I just wanted to scream to the top of my lungs. It was horrible, now as friends we can live our lives without anyone decided who we should be with. I am happier now, but honestly I wish that right now I could be with Joe again. But that's not possible because.... we are umm famous. People are just never going to leave you alone unless if you quit for good."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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