Adult film star humiliated by sex tape scandal

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Monday, 1 December 2008


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Mandy Myst preparing for an upcoming role

Adult film star Mandy Myst tearfully addressed members of the media yesterday and confirmed reports of a sex tape circulating around the internet that features her engaging in all manner of sexual behavior. The actress - known for engaging in all manner of sexual behavior on videotape - was distraught when she learned of the video's existence, claiming to have been drugged and coerced into performing in it: "anyone who knows me knows how out of character this video is."

The actress's biggest concern is the potential damage the video may do to her career. "I only hope my fans can forgive me for this lapse in moral judgment," Myst said.

Myst later praised her friends and family for supporting her through the ordeal and added: "I can only imagine how difficult it must be for my parents to endure the teases and innuendoes from friends and co-workers about how their daughter has fallen from the ranks of respected porn stars and had her reputation forever tarnished."

Vowing to make her parents proud once again, Myst is reportedly attempting a comeback with a new appearance in Wet and Wild Sluts part 2, which the actress describes as "Pretty the much the same as the sex tape that got me in trouble, but with better sound and consistently in focus."

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