The Humane Society of the United States filed a lawsuit against the six top fur coat manufacturers and their designers this week. The HSUS alleges that fur coat makers and their designers have falsely advertised the materials that have made their fur coats furry.
Humane Society lawyer, Noah Coates claims to have irrefutable evidence that the furriers of choice chose to replace mink with rat, racoon and rescue rovers. Coates said that he had in his possession actual fur coats made from film stars.
The innumerable Benjis, Rins Tin Tin and Lassies, unlike all dogs, did not go to heaven. They went to the furrier and are presently being worn by old ladies or their heirs to the opera, the symphony and the International Kennel Club competitions.
Attorney Noah Coates explained that this brand of doggie style was tabowow!