Estranged former roommates Bert and Ernie were at it again last week, with Bert leveling charges that Ernie was nothing more than a puppet of upper-level management.
"He had his nose shoved so far up various peoples' asses..." Bert trailed on.
"Of course it makes perfect sense now because they had their hand up his ass as well!"
For his part, Ernie has described Bert as a "very small, angry man with the personality of a fake topiary... who will most likely never get laid".
Mutual friends of the two say that they wish both men would "just grow up, for Chrissake!"
